The words of Magister Fenlaus Klissthistle have come down to us
through the aeons in the form of his encyclopedic opus, “a Taxonomy
of the Salubrious”. My aim here is to elucidate certain tidbits of
the work which may be of use to a student of herbalism and poisonry.
An oft neglected section, hidden in the appendix designated as
“ill-advised tinctures and pseudomagery”, deals with the
practical uses of the various predatory spore based life-forms
included in the genus gelata bituminis
known as “puddings” in the vernacular. My intent is to summarize and outline the following topics from Klissthistle's research:
Varieties of Gelata Bituminis
Method of gathering and processing
the Gelata Bituminis
Uses of the Gelata Bituminis
Risks of their use
Knockin' it out of the park, PeeDee
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